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9 / 5 / 2013 @ 07:52
(source: shavingryansprivates)

shavingryansprivates:

you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

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29 / 4 / 2013 @ 07:22
(source: australiansanta)

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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28 / 4 / 2013 @ 06:53
(source: fyeahbeaubrooks)

royalteens:

“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse

god bless this post.

(Source: internetexplorers)

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28 / 4 / 2013 @ 03:33
(source: steptoe)

steptoe:

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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27 / 4 / 2013 @ 03:41
(source: darkladysatan)

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

(Source: darkladysatan)

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26 / 4 / 2013 @ 05:18
(source: flower-fairie)

flower-fairie:

you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish 

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22 / 4 / 2013 @ 08:56
(source: pizzaswag)

thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

(Source: pizzaswag)