you ever have one of those stretches so good you nearly die
im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
god bless this post.
We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics